Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores (EM's Version)

Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores was a segment from Treehouse of Horror VI. This is my version of that segment.

Plot
Homer is driving by several shops and stores/huge billboards and advertisements, when he accidentally crashes his car and is sent flying out the windshield. He lands on a raccoon in the woods and accidentally crushes it, then gets up and sees a blue, glowing chunk of rock sticking out of the ground. He picks it up and sees it is a meteorite irradiated with cosmic energy. He throws it into the sky then keeps walking, trying to find his way home. The irradiated meteorite lands on the ground and upon impact is smashed into several pieces which go flying through the air and hit several billboards and other advertisements, irradiating them and bringing them to life. Back at the Simpsons house, Homer is eating dinner and everything is normal until the roof is ripped off the house by the Lard Lad Donuts statue. The statue attempts to crush the Simpsons by stepping on them but they run out the door and into the car. They drive away as the statue chases them. They see that several other advertising characters and company mascots are destroying the city. Homer pulls out a gun and keeps shooting the giant monster but its no use. At the Lard Lad resturant, Chief Wiggum is interrogating the Squeaky Voiced Teen who works there. Suddenly, they are attacked by several identical Ronald McDonalds. The McDonalds grow giant mouths and eat everybody there. Back in the woods, Homer and his family are attempting to flee the town, when Bart trips over another irradiated meteor rock. Homer picks it up and the cosmic energy transforms him into a fire-breathing giant with laser eyes. He returns to Springfield with his family and uses his powers to run the other monsters out of town. Everybody cheers, and then Homer demands donuts. Everybody laughs, but then Homer yells "DONUT!!!" and starts destroying the city.