Treehouse of Horror (EM's Version)

Treehouse of Horror was a classic Season 2 episode of The Simpsons. This is my version of the classic episode. First, in Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores, cosmic energy from a meteor rock brings several advertising characters to life. Then, in Nightmare Cafeteria, Lunch Lady Doris begins cooking students for lunch. Finally, in Hex and the City, a shrunken head that carries a horrible curse warns Homer of 4 terrible events that will lead to his death.

Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores
Homrt is driving by several shops and stores/huge billboards and advertisements, when he accidentally crashes his car and is sent flying out the windshield. He lands on a raccoon in the woods and accidentally crushes it, then gets up and sees a blue, glowing chunk of rock sticking out of the ground. He picks it up and sees it is a meteorite irradiated with cosmic energy. He throws it into the sky then keeps walking, trying to find his way home. The irradiated meteorite lands on the ground and upon impact is smashed into several pieces which go flying through the air and hit several billboards and other advertisements, irradiating them and bringing them to life. Back at the Simpsons house, Homer is eating dinner and everything is normal until the roof is ripped off the house by the Lard Lad Donuts statue. The statue attempts to crush the Simpsons by stepping on them but they run out the door and into the car. They drive away as the statue chases them. They see that several other advertising characters and company mascots are destroying the city. Homer pulls out a gun and keeps shooting the giant monster but its no use. At the Lard Lad resturant, Chief Wiggum is interrogating the Squeaky Voiced Teen who works there. Suddenly, they are attacked by several identical Ronald McDonalds. The McDonalds grow giant mouths and eat everybody there. Back in the woods, Homer and his family are attempting to flee the town, when Bart trips over another irradiated meteor rock. Homer picks it up and the cosmic energy transforms him into a fire-breathing giant with laser eyes. He returns to Springfield with his family and uses his powers to run the other monsters out of town. Everybody cheers, and then Homer demands donuts. Everybody laughs, but then Homer yells "DONUT!!!" and starts destroying the city.

Nightmare Cafeteria
At Springfield Elementary school, it is lunch time. One student, on a dare, sneaks into the kitchen. When Lunch Lady Doris catches him, he jumps up in the air in surprise. While jumping he falls backwards into a huge pot of soup and drowns in it. Lunch Lady Doris tastes the soup, and it is surprisingly delicious. She then begins secretly making students into food. When the rumor spreads that there eating students at the school, Nelson Muntz dares Bart to sneak into the cafeteria to see if its true. He sneaks into the cafeteria and sees Lunch Lady Doris hit Groundskeeper Willie in the back with an axe while he is fixing some of the kitchen suplies. Lunch Lady Doris throws Willie's body into an overgrown blender, and laughs evilly as Willie is repeatedly sliced and diced. She turns around and sees Bart, who screams and runs away. When he thinks he lost her, he turns around, only to see her with a chainsaw. He keeps running, and makes it out of the front door of the school. He runs to the police station and tells them what he saw, when it turns out Chief Wiggum is really Lunch Lady Doris in disguise. He screams, then wakes up just to see it was a horrible, horrible nightmare. He gets out of bed, walks out the door, and sees Lunch Lady Doris waiting there with a huge sword. She slashes him across the chest as the screen goes black, the only noises being screaming and maniacal laughing....

Hex and the City
At a magic shop, Homer buys a shrunken head because he thinks it is a "cool novelty item". The cashier warns him the head comes with a horrible curse, but Homer buys it anyways, seeing it as a "2-in-1 deal". Later that night, while everybody else is asleep, Homer is in the kitchen looking for a midnight snack, when he turns around and sees the shrunken head on the counter. He is shocked, as he accidentally left it in the car. Suddenly, the eyes on the head open and the head starts warning Homer of 4 horrible upcoming things that will finally lead to an unknown yet terrible, terrible event. First, Santa's Little Helper will go missing. Second, Santa's Little Helper will be found dead. Third, Homer will lose his wallet. Fourth, the Simpsons' house will be destroyed in a horrible fire. Homer, freaked out, grabs the shrunken head and flushes it down the toilet, but it clogs the toilet and the bathroom is flooded. The next morning, Santa's Little Helper is gone, but Homer decides not to tell his family about the shrunken head's predictions. The next day, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are walking with the Flanders, when they find SLH... ran over. When they get home from the walk, Marge asks Homer whats going on. Homer decides to tell them about the shrunken head's prediction. But to cheer them up, he brings them to buy a new dog. However, at the pet shop, Homer can't seem to find his wallet. The last day, Homer decides he and his family will stay in a hotel room since they are all worried. When Homer turns on the news, there is a story about a house that was destroyed in a fire. When they say what the adress was, it turns out to be the Simpsons' house. That night, Homer returns to the magic shop and wants a refund. The cashier begs him not to return the shrunken head because the head's curse prevented the cashier from ever getting a real job. Homer attacks the cashier, and it results in a brutal fight. Suddenly, the head appears, floating in the air, and says that, due to there stupidity and arrogance, they must be destroyed. The magic shop then bursts into flames and collapses with them inside. As the fire is put out, we see the wreckage spells out "THE END".